1. me: *stares at dog for 5 mins* owner: u wanna come pet him me: who me? sure :)

  2. *pokes GPA with a stick* "u ok?"

  3. what do u call a cold burrito????? a brrrrrrrito

  4. ur girl curves at least 3 guys a day. 2 of them are better looking than u & the other 1 is doing better in life. but u still chasing hoes?

  5. MY HEART BE CRUSHED & BRAND NEW WHEN I DON'T HEAR FROM SOMEONE ALL DAY WORD? U GOOD WITHOUT SPEAKING TO ME? BET

  6. I co z tego? Proszę jeszcze uzupełnić, jak był z niej wyrzucany a nie odznaczany zaraz po stanie wojennym, jak tow.Piotrowicz.